{"product_id":"the-cursed-carved-wooden-cat","title":"The Cursed Carved Wooden Cat","description":"\u003cp\u003eSeemingly cute Cursed Carved Wooden sleeping Cat ornament with an attractive red blue and natural wooden painted coat. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBefore purchasing please be aware that this item comes attached with a curse. Stroud Home Remedy cannot be held responsible for any events that may occur due to possession of the cursed cat. The story of the curse is as follows…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe previous owner Joseph found the wooden cat ornament at a boot sale in Buckinghamshire — a sleek little thing, hand-carved, painted in a garish red and green coat like it had wandered out of a cursed Christmas market. The stall owner, an elderly man in a cravat and elbow-patched blazer, offered only a warning:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“It keeps coming back. Just… don’t name it.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJoseph, of course, named it “Sir Scratches.” He laughed all the way home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat night, odd things began. His curtains drew themselves. The kettle screamed even when unplugged. His Alexa ordered “a bulk pack of mousetraps” on Prime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy the third night, he awoke to soft scratching — not at the door, but from under the bed. The next morning, all his socks had been shredded into the shape of tiny sweaters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe tried to bin it. Burn it. Mail it to his ex in Cornwall. It came back each time, freshly dusted, always perched somewhere just behind him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen one morning, Roger found a message carved into his bedside table:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“9 lives. 8 left.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe hadn’t been scratched. Yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe decided to donate the cat to us, with the hope that the new owners will keep its coat nicely polished.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo yes, be aware of the cursed cat… \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn very good condition with just a few expected usage marks and some light scratches and general signs of wear as expected with age.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease note not all angles of the item can be photographed \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eH: 10cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eW: 20cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eD: 18cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eM05004\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Home Remedy Stroud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42956270239786,"sku":"M05004","price":10.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0138\/4510\/2650\/files\/C4206743-2FAC-46BE-9DCE-1F75C38DC388.jpg?v=1752680270","url":"https:\/\/homeremedyshop.org\/products\/the-cursed-carved-wooden-cat","provider":"The Home Remedy Stroud","version":"1.0","type":"link"}